…you take your shoes OFF to enter -but- I should label this post, “Oh, Ladyboy”. Well, after checking my nightly email at the rooftop reggae bar called the Last Bar – named appropriately because it’s the last bar off the beachside walk in East Railey – and after a couple “big Changs” I decided to head home and crash.  It wasn’t long before I noticed I was being followed.  A “girl” called Loreli wanted to walk with me.

Ok.

So, with “her” broken English proceeded to tell me that….and I quote, “I want to come with you.”

Yes.  This was formally a man.  Dressed as a woman – hair/implants and god knows what else – which is very common here, and quite accepted. They are just one of the guys, er…girls.

So….I tried to be as respectful as possible and immediately declined.  I picked up my walk a bit and almost ran to my bungalow.  THEN I realized that a SECOND ladyboy was tailing me.  This time I was almost to my front door when I noticed “her”.  When she saw she was busted, she proceeded to almost hide in the dark.  Again, I hear, “I want to go with you.”

Damn.  No.  I REALLY like women…so, thanks, but no thanks.

My first ladyboy encounter.  Too funny.